*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
my mom told me not to eat on bed so im gonna have to eat you out on the dinning table
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
I hate myself l0l
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i actually feel really fucking shit and some love and support would be really nice like maybe some compliments and stuff and i love yous and youre so cute and stuff just to make me feel good about myself would be quite nice really but no its fine i will just bury my emotions even more its not like i need support and love and affection from you
i want to die, you’re making me want to die even more right now. what happened to i love yous and making me feel better?
I’m either depressed or extremely turned on there is no in between
